Graham gets in his feelings about the stupid overrated dinosaur chicken that is turkey, continues the thanksgiving tradition of breaking his glasses (and as a result he can’t read his watch so he gives the wrong date for the podcast), and advocates for the inclusion of chicken wings and a live turkey at all future thanksgivings. Plus some clowning of college football.
Graham and Fleaskiii discuss the lighter side of hooliganism, the finer points of baseball heckling, Flea’s new desert home and the declining quality of Twista’s solo records.
Power Rankings: Brochure, Kamikaze, Retailer
With Thanksgiving right around the corner, Graham salutes a true American hero and recommends you don’t google the particulars.
These two take a stab at listener appreciation, discuss the failings of the Chicago Bears’ ownership, the White Sox sucking, people in Portland being weird about peanuts and farting criminals deserving more lenient sentences.
Power Rankings: Missile, Lounge, Wedding
Graham has a sit down with the listeners to blither about the death of in-game momentum courtesy of replays and commercials. Do you HAVE to get it right? What qualifies as a catch these days? Is there a point to any of this?
The boys explore Sammy Sosa’s final transformation, discuss the upcoming Bears/Packers tilt, Graham tells a joke he once told two nuns and they discover that serious isn’t really their thing.
Power Rankings: Lady, Beer, Pianist
The video Flea keeps talking about is available on the new “Podcast Companion Links” page at capfsports.com
Graham apologizes for an incorrect report regarding a continent wide black out. As it turns out, the event was localized to one girl (probably named Tammy) in south Florida.
Graham and Fleaskiii meander through a discussion about the Dodgers losing the World Series, The Bears’ Zach Miller getting screwed on a replay that may cost him his career and the Internet’s track record predicting the end of the world.
Power Rankings: Alpenhorn, Drizzle, Contrail
***SPECIAL #CAPFSPORTS ALERT***
Shantelle’s sister predicts the end times and Graham fills in the gaps. North American listeners, please prepare yourself for the “really huge blackout” scheduled for November 4th, 2017.
Happy Cold Enough For Scotch Day 2017! Graham wraps up Halloween, remembers when the Saints were the crotch du juor and enters the psyche of bandwagon fans in the NFC.
